One of you is a poor Googler. Actually, that’s not really what I meant to say. Let’s try again: Someone out there sucks at internet searching. Well…though that’s totally true (in fact, I’d bet most of you out there suck at internet searching), it’s also a bit too broad to be accurately used in conjunction with this story.
Maybe we’ll just try to get into what happened and skip the snappy lede. So: As part of the nice free package of options that come with this here WordPress account, I can (and often do) check out the stats related to who’s visiting us here at Um. This feature comes complete with a list of terms/phrases/etc. that folks use to find our humble home. And there have been some good ones. But nothing beats the click that we here got today courtesy of the search term “pay 4 ass.”
Yup. You read that correctly. Some poor self-abuser came here in search of porn? Hookers? Some combination thereof?
Anyway. There’s probably more interesting stuff going on in the world today. But, we here at Um thought we’d bring you this cause…cause…well, cause it rules!
1 Comment
April 2, 2008 at 9:49 am
for me, the best part is that they were not interested in paying FOR ass, they were in a rush, and only had time to type “4″.