Loyal Readers:
The editorial staff here at Um finds itself stymied.
Here’s the thing: For the past few months, we’ve been able to revel in the pressure of a busy semester; taking our time to post about only the best of what’s grabbed our attention. Now unburdened, we find ourselves missing the luxury of not having to issue daily blog posts. I mean, really: It’s not every day that a New Zealand hedgehog assault provides us with an opportunity to wax smartass. Or an airport security t-shirt stop gives us an excellent chance to both slam airport security and talk about Transformers. Or a feud over the remains of a former cadaver just begs to be made fun of.
Don’t worry, loyal readers, this is not some kind of farewell post. (Unless of course our glib whining chases you away.) In fact, you all should know that we subscribed to about 15 more RSS feeds today. GET PUMPED FOR GREAT COVERAGE of even more bullshit news.
But you might have to wait until tomorrow.