We here at Um are not the biggest Stones fans. Indeed, we would have been quite happy had the members of that band spared the world repeated and prolonged exposure to both their aging mugs and stagnated musical sensibilities. (‘Bout anytime after Let it Bleed would have been good.) And though Keith Richards could easily have puked his way to Hendrixville, fans will remember that the death of Brian Jones wasn’t enough to stop the Rolling juggernaut.
Nope–Bon Scott aside–about the only thing that was gonna spare the world some “Miss You,” was the passing of Mick Jagger.
Funny thing is that this might-have-maybe-almost-for-real happened: According to a report posted on the Guardian‘s web site (in advance of “a BBC Radio 4 documentary”), those Hell’s Angels–fresh, you’ll remember from a disastrous stint as the Stones’ security detail–apparently came awfully close to leaving their former employers without a frontman. What stopped the would be assassination? Uh…rough seas. From the Guardian:
“The gang decided to attack the singer at his holiday home in Long Island, New York, the BBC claims, and to approach by sea.
Unfortunately for them – and fortunately for rock’n’roll, – the weather was having none of it. ‘The boat was hit by a storm and all of the men were thrown overboard,’ [BBC presenter Tom] Mangold said. The gang-members survived but opted not to give it a second go.”
…and thus the world is granted Tattoo You. Sigh…